I just had a new couch delivered, today. It came with a modicum of documentation explaining, for some reason after I purchased it, why people should buy this couch, and why I was so damned smart for buying it.
It also came with a small warning tag. After the usual warning about smoking, it basically said "this couch is flammable. Do not set it on fire. You may die."
I can only imagine what I would have done if they hadn't warned me. Now, if you'll excuse me. I feel the need to go set my chairs on fire.
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